Have you ever tried giving up caffeine for week? It's just hell on earth. I can quit drinking. I can quit the Vienetta buffet size packs. But God damn the last thing I'll give up is caffeine. When I visited The Farm in San Benito last month I managed to kick the caffeine to the curb for a few days.
That was easy. I was horizontal for 90% of the time. Now I'm having to engage my brain, get early flights, write on the go, the caffeine is a crucial ingredient to me functioning. I've since picked up some interesting notes and funnies on coffee that I wanted to share with you all today.
'As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?' ― Cassandra Clare
'I take it black, like my men.' - Young girl. Airplane.
'I like my women like I like my coffee, in a plastic cup.' - Eddie Izzard.
'If you like decaf then you don't like coffee.' - Adam Carolla
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. – Unknown
'If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.' - Abraham Lincoln.
‘I don't drink coffee at work, I don't need to be stimulated for that job.’ - Anon.
‘I KNOW I'm a team player because I always ask if anyone else wants coffee.’ - Anon.
‘The only people that think coffee is overrated are cocaine addicts.’ - Anon.
'Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.' — David Lynch
'Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.' - David Letterman
'I'm the best at making coffee. If only I could make love like I make coffee I'd have them queueing round the block.' - Anon.
'I don't drink coffee to wake up, I wake up to drink coffee.' - Pinterest.
'She reeked of coffee. And I respected that.' - Anon.
'The guy who tells he can't have coffee after 2pm because he won't sleep at night. I can't hang with that guy.' - Anon
'Last night I wanted to drink coffee. This morning I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams people.' - Pinterest.
'Two things I want to know on a first date. Does she want kids, does she drink coffee. The rest can be worked on.' - Anon.
'Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your coffee cup glued to your right hand.' - Anon.
'The fact they always provide an equal amount of coffee and decaf in hotel rooms and breakfast bars, is just a sign of how much we still have to learn as a society.' - Anon.
'You can't technically call this first class if you're out of coffee.' - Anon.
'I've made it from the bed to the coffee maker. There's no stopping me now.' - Pinterest
'All geniuses like coffee. Beethoven even counted his coffee beans for every cup for Christ's sake.' - Anon.
'I make coffee disappear, what's your super power?' - Pinterest.