I love the scene in American Psycho where Reese Witherspoon says to Patrick Bateman during the separation discussion. "We can't split up, your friends are my friends, my friends are your friends, I don't think it would work". To which Bateman replies stoically, "I've thought about that. You can have them."
Truth is it's a complex dirge that all couples inevitably suffer; the break up. Relationships just used to be about dividing up the assets, who gets the fridge, who gets the dog. The next level, beyond visitation rights, is the cruddy-hangover of tattoo removal.
An unwanted tattoo really can feel like a second skin. A skin that should have been shed the minute you both went your separate ways. But oddly what once was a romantic glue you shared, is now a battle scar you have to explain away to your next would be spouse.
Crikey Carl that's a bit dramatic isn't it?
But it happens every day. Look at that poor Pete Davidson, not only do you have to go through that mire of being dumped by Arianna Grande, you also now have to start googling 'tattoo removals'.
Of course tattoo removals aren't always centred around name or face removals. Perhaps the artist was not up to scratch, maybe it's faded or been warped into something you just can't bare seeing in the mirror any more.
So here's a company you should be checking out. City Tattoo Removal, established since 1991 by Pulse Light Clinic.
How Laser Tattoo Removal Works? FAQ's at Pulse Light Clinic
City Tattoo Removal now has over 15 years of experience in laser tattoo removal and is staffed exclusively with experienced and fully trained laser tattoo removal specialists.
Their tattoo removal lasers are the tip of the spear for laser tattoo removal, meaning they can remove tattoos safely and effectively unlike many pop up clinics that have outdated machines and a lack of experience. They are one of the only clinics in the UK to use PicoWay and PicoSure which offer faster removal than a Q-Switch machine. I’m pretty sure if I ever have a tattoo removed, I’ll want it to be the fastest possible removal!
One of the main reasons their clients get tattoo removal is in order to get their perfect cover-up. You might be thinking it's time to finally shed that skin and start afresh, they also offer a 0% finance scheme so you can spread the payments out evenly.
Laser Tattoo Removal - Before and Afters
*This sponsored post has been created in collaboration with Pulse Light Clinic.