The Golden Age of Stag-do’s – A Survival Guide

Stag Do's are hellish debaucherous things. My anathema towards stag do's is purely born out of my nongregarious nature. I've never liked clubs, I'm a non-dancer and I'm in love so harbour zero compunction to visit strip clubs or chat up scantily-clad floozies or shotgirls. On the plus side, stag-do's have now become perfunctory episodic chapters in my life where I can meter my own levels of discipline. As a seasoned veteran of Stag-Do's, I'd like to give you my Top 8 Survival Tips for getting through the night. A sort of 'stag-do do's' and 'stag-do don'ts' if you will. (Thank you).