A JUMPER I REALLY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

Every Christmas I buy a novelty jumper that gets one wear and then takes up space in my ever-expanding wardrobe for the remainder of the year. Without sounding 'sooooo fashion', wardrobe space is valuable and a jumper that gets worn once in a year - is out, goodbye, adios, vamoose! What I really want this year are jumpers that I would actually want and wear for more than just novelty.